Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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