We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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