Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
His nipple licking is glorious
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