i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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