I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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