So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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