he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I look better un-naked...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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