would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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