If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
