I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
