break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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