I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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