Me. At least after what I've been through.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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