As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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