i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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