My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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