never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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