Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
my shit smells like andre
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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