This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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