Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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