Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
operation harelip BJ is a go
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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