As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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