we're blogging at a bar
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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