You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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