we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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