apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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