they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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