shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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