I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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