Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Randomize
