Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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