if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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