she was so not down for the gang bang
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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