U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
don't judge my taste in strippers
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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