No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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