The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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