i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just sent this text using only my big toe
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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