i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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