so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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