yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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