"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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