If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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