Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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