Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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