Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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