It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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