I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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