can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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