So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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