it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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