i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
