Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
