Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
