Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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