I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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