i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
