I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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