I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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