I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
