I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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