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(631): View more from New York

I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?

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(404): View more from Georgia

after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives

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(240): View more from Maryland

You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

thanks for singing to me while i puked last night

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(718): View more from New York

I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.

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(212): View more from New York

it was like a zeppelin in a condom

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.

(970): View more from Colorado

What a gentleman.

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(253): View more from Washington

Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.

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